Tag Archives: Mark Sanford

Guys who would never get laid if they weren’t politicians

I can’t say what I’d like to do to that disgusting lout Mike Duvall because it would be (a) unladylike and (b) illegal.  Duvall, Larry Craig, Mark Sanford and a host of other selfish narcissists who do their thinking with the little head act as though they’re trying to destroy the Repubilcan Party just when [...]

Celebrity culture

Yesterday I was writing about Mark Sanford when practically everyone else in the world was writing, talking and at times crying about Michael Jackson. I wonder what infinitesimal percentage of Americans is like me in finding politicians more interesting than celebrities. Today, in order that my readers can be reassured that I’m not [...]

Isn’t it romantic

William Saletin at Slate is a lone voice crying out in the wilderness in support of Mark Sanford. Saletin quotes the meae culpae of Bill Clinton, John Edwards and John Ensign, each of whom followed “the first rule of adultery redemption: minimize the affair” by blaming errors in judgment and speaking of his wife [...]

Governor TMI

Just watched Mark Sanford run on at the mouth about his extramarital affair. If that guy said one more time that he met his Argentine lady friend 8 years ago I think my head would have exploded. It was like he just couldn’t stop talking, as though if he stopped talking for a [...]